I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!

I'm home sick right now. I've thrown up twice so far. And my head is killing me. Why. I thought I was going to be the only one not sick. On Saturday we went to New York for my birthday. Saw Spam-a-lot. It was so amazing. The sets and costumes were beautiful. The songs were hilarious. At intermission my mom thought she lost her wallet, and Kelly thought it was just in the car under a seat, so they left. My mom said that by the time they got to the garage, she was hysterical crying. It was in the car. So he bought my mom a Spam-a-lot shirt that says "I'm not dead yet." They got back about two or three songs in Act II. And because we were in the balcony, my mom didn't want to go back up all those stairs, and one of the ushers said they could just watch from the first level. After it was over, we went outside, walked down the block, hailed a cab, and went to the Trailer Park Lounge. This is the greatest restaurant that I have ever been to. OK. This place, when you first walk in has a wooden screen door painted this bright green. And then you go down the hall, and it has the super tacky clear plastic strips hanging in the doorway. And then you enter this huge room with thousands of pieces of nostalgia. In there, there about 20 velvet Elvis pictures. Records with country singers from the 50's, 60's, and 70's, including Dolly Parton, and John Lee Hooker. Next to where I was sitting, was a plastic bush wrapped around a wooden block. Behind me were pictures of Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker. Above the bar was a pregnant mannequin sitting on a sparkly red vinyl chair with her legs wide open smoking a cigarette and drinking cheap beer. There was a juke box that was out of order. All the chairs were yellow sparkle vinyl. I had an extremely rare burger everything on it with sweet potato fries and a coke. They have burgers, grilled cheese, mac n cheese, serious nachos, chili and moon pies for dessert. they brought mine out with a candle in it. It was awesome.